Okay, a couple days late, but here's Day 7: A QUICKIE ON POOPING IN THE WOODS.
I'll be frank here, I (really) dislike pooping while squatting over a small hole, when my nose is closer to my poop than it ever would be if i were sitting on a toilet. This process is both fascinating and gross, but mostly gross. I don't like it. Period. Did I mention I don't like it?
With that said, I've accepted it as an essential part of my wilderness journey. So why not talk about how to do it effectively. The Pacific Crest Trail Association's WILD page does a great job of explaining it too, but here's my take:
POOP KIT SUPPLIES
- Trowel (0.6oz, one of the lightest ones out there!)
- Toilet paper
- Soiled TP Bag (STP Bag)
- Hand sanitizer
- Bag to hold all of the above
- Total weight: 1.9oz
- Dig a cat hole about 6-8" deep.
- TIP: If you are the type who has to go as soon as you wake up, then make sure you dig your cat hole the night before. When there's urgency, you're cat hole will likely be too shallow because you'll say, "Ahhh, this is good enough!" Well, it's probably not. So plan ahead!
- Get your STP Bag open and ready for the next TP deposit
- Squat down to take care of business. Make sure to aim into your your cat hole.
- Get some TP ready, think about application so you're utilizing all of it. No big wads and wasting here!
- TIP: Use a smooth rock to do a big first wipe to conserve TP, then use just a couple squares to do the finishing wipes. Toss the rock in your cat hole.
- Carefully fold the dirty TP in on itself to cover up your poopy TP and place inside your STP Bag. (Your quads should be burning right about now!)
- Quick, pull up your undies and pants.
- Remove air and seal up your STP Bag.
- Give your poop a swirl with some dirt (to help with decomposition), fill your cat hole all the way and do your best to return the earth the way you found it.
RULES TO ABIDE BY
- Do not bury your TP. Not cool.
- Make sure you dig at least 6-8" deep. If you know you usually have a big load, dig deeper and wider.
- Don't just poop on the ground and roll a rock on top of it. That's straight irresponsible.
- Be at least 200' from water, campground, and trail. The further away, the better.
TIP: Add some baking soda to your STP bag for odor protection. Want more odor control? Add a half drop of essential oil and rub it on the inside of the bag.
What's in your poop kit? Do you have any fun tips or tricks you've developed for pooping in the woods? Please share them in the comments!
*Disclaimer: I received the trowel mentioned in this post for free, to try out and review. I'll be providing a closer look at how well it digs in a follow-up post.